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We Deliver |
You're a 50-pizza delivering machine! |
02/10/2015 08:24:06 |
1.23 |
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Special Delivery |
I'll take one order of 250 pizzas, please. |
02/10/2015 08:24:06 |
1.43 |
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Signed, Sealed, Delivered |
One whole kilopizza delivered! |
02/10/2015 08:24:07 |
1.73 |
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Deliverance |
With one pizza, fed 5,000... |
02/10/2015 08:24:08 |
2.51 |
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It's Time to Turn Off the Computer |
25,000 pizzas is enough. |
02/10/2015 08:24:09 |
0.00 |
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The Whole Nine Yards |
More than 9 yards! You went 5,000 space miles! |
02/10/2015 08:24:10 |
1.15 |
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The Extra Mile |
25,000 extra space miles, to be exact! |
02/10/2015 08:24:10 |
1.28 |
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Going the Distance |
100,000 space miles and counting! |
02/10/2015 08:24:11 |
1.51 |
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To Infinity and Beyond |
Well, maybe not infinity, but at least 500,000 space miles. |
02/10/2015 08:24:12 |
2.51 |
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I Guess You Went Pretty Far |
2,500,000 space miles. Pretty far, if you think about it. |
02/10/2015 08:24:12 |
0.00 |
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A Jedit Saved |
You've earned 2,500 Jedits! Nice work! |
02/10/2015 08:24:12 |
1.31 |
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A Jedit Earned |
You've saved 10,000 Jedits! Good job! |
02/10/2015 08:24:13 |
1.43 |
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Rolling in Jedits |
50,000 Jedits should be an adequate amount for rolling purposes. |
02/10/2015 08:24:14 |
1.73 |
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All About the Jedits |
Wow, 250,000 Jedits! Actually, with inflation, it's not as much as it sounds like. |
02/10/2015 08:24:14 |
2.21 |
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This Money Isn't Real |
You're a fake videogame money millionaire. |
02/10/2015 08:24:15 |
0.00 |
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Don't Try This at Home |
Only professionals should shark 10 times! |
02/10/2015 08:24:16 |
1.26 |
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Driving in Circles |
You've circled around 50 vehicles (and/or houses)! |
02/10/2015 08:24:17 |
1.40 |
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It's the GPS, I Swear |
It's led me in circles 250 times, now. |
02/10/2015 08:24:17 |
1.67 |
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Like Some Kind of Shark Tornado |
You've spun around like a shark 1,000 times, now! |
02/10/2015 08:24:19 |
1.91 |
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Please Stop |
There's no real reason for you to shark 5,000 times. |
02/10/2015 08:24:20 |
0.00 |
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Mayday! |
You've wrecked 5 times. These things happen! |
02/10/2015 08:24:20 |
1.56 |
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Abandon Ship! |
It's still OK! You've only wrecked 10 times. |
02/10/2015 08:24:21 |
1.73 |
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Eject! Eject!!! |
25 wrecks! Are you doing alright? |
02/10/2015 08:24:22 |
2.03 |
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Maybe This Game Isn't for You |
75 wrecks, I mean...not everyone is good at these kinds of games. It's fine. |
02/10/2015 08:24:23 |
2.51 |
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Seriously, You're Doing This on Purpose |
200 wrecks?! Really? Really...? |
02/10/2015 08:24:23 |
2.51 |
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Oops |
10 wrecks caused by me?! Sorry! |
02/10/2015 08:24:24 |
1.36 |
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Pardon Me |
Hey, look, I didn't cause 25 wrecks on purpose or anything... |
02/10/2015 08:24:25 |
1.61 |
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Did I Do That |
You're not blaming me for those 75 wrecks, are you? |
02/10/2015 08:24:25 |
1.67 |
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I'M GONNA WRECK IT |
Yeah, 200 wrecks! That's how it's done! |
02/10/2015 08:24:26 |
1.91 |
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Maybe You Should Go Outside |
500 wrecks is good. Why not start a new adventure? |
02/10/2015 08:24:26 |
0.00 |
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Don't Text and Drive |
You owe 100 Jedits in damages! |
02/10/2015 08:24:28 |
1.67 |
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Fender Bender |
Just pay the 500 Jedits and hope they don't make a police report. |
02/10/2015 08:24:29 |
1.91 |
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Reckless Endangerment |
2,500 Jedits! This is going on your permanent record. |
02/10/2015 08:24:29 |
2.03 |
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Should Have Bought Insurance |
They'd probably drop you after paying 10,000 Jedits, though. |
02/10/2015 08:24:30 |
2.21 |
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Don't Drive Like This in Real Life |
It's one thing in the game, but 50,000 Jedits is no joke. |
02/10/2015 08:24:31 |
0.00 |
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Cornering the Market |
Mark 5 competitor ships destroyed! |
02/10/2015 08:24:32 |
1.47 |
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Competitive Advantage |
You've gotten the edge on 10 competitor ships! |
02/10/2015 08:24:32 |
1.61 |
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Business is Booming |
Or, rather, 25 competitor ships are booming, if you know what I mean! |
02/10/2015 08:24:33 |
0.00 |
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Literally Destroying the Competition |
Get it? Because you've literally destroyed 75 competitor ships. |
02/10/2015 08:24:33 |
0.00 |
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What... |
I don't even know how you played the game to destroy 200 competitors. |
02/10/2015 08:24:35 |
0.00 |
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Pizzarian Empire |
Move over, Big Pizza! Pizzarian is #1 in the Jovian system! |
02/10/2015 08:24:36 |
1.73 |
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Free Shipping |
Which ship do you want to fly, today? You have them all! |
02/10/2015 08:24:37 |
2.03 |
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Tip Top Shop |
Everything at your pizza shop is top-knotch, now that you've bought all the upgrades! |
02/10/2015 08:24:37 |
1.73 |
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