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First Hit |
Obtained your first lootbox. |
03/23/2020 09:11:14 |
0.28 |
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Shot in the Face |
You got Liam shot in the face (not that they have any other body part). |
03/23/2020 09:11:14 |
0.32 |
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Entered a Dark World |
You jumped into a scary looking portal without remorse. |
03/23/2020 09:11:14 |
0.31 |
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Found the Shady Cave |
I heard that this is where all those sketchy dudes hang out. |
03/23/2020 09:11:14 |
0.54 |
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Got Rocked |
A queen fan just burst into song. |
03/23/2020 09:11:15 |
0.51 |
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Read a Sign |
You just proved you're literate. |
03/23/2020 09:11:15 |
0.31 |
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Got a Coin |
You are now the proud owner of a generic collectible. |
03/23/2020 09:11:15 |
0.37 |
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Found the Very Shady Cave |
I heard that this is where all those very sketchy dudes hang out. |
03/23/2020 09:11:15 |
0.56 |
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First Blood |
First of many. |
03/23/2020 09:11:15 |
0.30 |
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Obtained the Gem Dash |
Go climb a mountain! |
03/23/2020 09:11:16 |
0.67 |
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Sketchy Sighting |
Saw a sketchy dude for the first time. |
03/23/2020 09:11:16 |
0.42 |
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Found a Checkpoint |
Now you can die in peace. |
03/23/2020 09:11:16 |
0.30 |
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Found Xoob's Bridge |
What a wonderful name for a bridge. |
03/23/2020 09:11:16 |
0.56 |
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Died 10 Times |
It's getting hard. |
03/23/2020 09:11:16 |
0.32 |
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Died 50 Times |
You're getting good at dying. |
03/23/2020 09:11:16 |
0.54 |
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Died 100 Times |
It almost seems intentional. |
03/23/2020 09:11:17 |
0.61 |
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Died 500 Times |
You're a masochist it seems. |
03/23/2020 09:11:17 |
0.96 |
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Died 1000 Times |
Had to make the font size smaller for this achievement icon to compensate for your incompetence. |
03/23/2020 09:11:17 |
1.03 |
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Got 50% of all Lootboxes |
At least in this game they're free. |
03/23/2020 09:11:17 |
0.56 |
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Get All Lootboxes |
You're definitely addicted to these. |
03/23/2020 09:11:17 |
0.85 |
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Buy a Hat |
Gotta make Liam look their best. |
03/23/2020 09:11:18 |
0.56 |
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Buy All Hats |
Not only are you addicted to buying lootboxes, but you're a shopaholic too! |
03/23/2020 09:11:18 |
0.70 |
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Get a Juice Syringe |
This is definitely safe to use. |
03/23/2020 09:11:18 |
0.51 |
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Get All Juice Syringes |
It makes you look cool, so why does it matter what's in it? |
03/23/2020 09:11:18 |
0.70 |
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Made it to the Garden |
Looks like a fever dream. |
03/23/2020 09:11:19 |
0.56 |
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Made it to the Unnamed Ravine |
It's unnamed because someone was forgetful. |
03/23/2020 09:11:19 |
0.43 |
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Made it to the Mountain Base |
The center of the world (not really). |
03/23/2020 09:11:19 |
0.51 |
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Made it to the Cima |
Too bad balls can't put on jackets. |
03/23/2020 09:11:19 |
0.51 |
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Made it to the Ruins |
These look awfully nice for being abandoned. |
03/23/2020 09:11:20 |
0.56 |
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Find the Peeled Xoobotl |
That must hurt. |
03/23/2020 09:11:20 |
0.70 |
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Skip the Slam Powerup |
What a speed demon! |
03/23/2020 09:11:20 |
1.18 |
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Made it to the Shadow Lair |
Now these dudes are *really* sketchy. |
03/23/2020 09:11:20 |
0.74 |
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Get the Diamond Lootbox |
Congratulations, you beat the game! |
03/23/2020 09:11:21 |
0.77 |
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Talk to the Egg |
Egg. |
03/23/2020 09:11:21 |
0.77 |
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Get all Coins |
You're rich (but there's always someone richer than you). |
03/23/2020 09:11:21 |
0.96 |
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Found Purp |
Hard to tell whether this one's sketchy or not. |
03/23/2020 09:11:21 |
0.61 |
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Found Gren |
It's got to be said, it's an original name. |
03/23/2020 09:11:22 |
0.67 |
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Got a Good Ending |
Hey! That's pretty good! |
03/23/2020 09:11:22 |
0.99 |
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Got an Ok Ending |
You can't reproduce with a single egg. |
03/23/2020 09:11:22 |
1.21 |
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Got the Best Ending |
4 is what you need. |
03/23/2020 09:11:22 |
0.81 |
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Seen All Cutscenes |
What an emotional story. |
03/23/2020 09:11:28 |
0.81 |
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Ultimate Speed Demon |
Beat the game in Speedrun Mode in under 1h. |
03/23/2020 09:11:28 |
1.21 |
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Exploring Machine |
Beat the game in Free Roam Mode. |
03/23/2020 09:11:29 |
1.11 |
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Masochist |
Beat the game with 1 heart and 2 checkpoints. |
03/23/2020 09:11:29 |
1.03 |
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Absolute Maniac |
Beat the game with 1 heart and 1 checkpoint. |
03/23/2020 09:11:29 |
1.11 |
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Play Lootbox Lyfe Classic |
This version was never finished :'( |
04/20/2020 18:08:00 |
1.21 |
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