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Collided with The Don |
Others have seen The Don walking around - you have done more! |
10/19/2021 17:02:47 |
0.60 |
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Gone Bowling |
Hit a bowling ball |
10/19/2021 17:02:47 |
0.00 |
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Exploded the Largest Bomb |
Bombs are like mood swings - the bigger the better! |
10/19/2021 17:02:48 |
0.60 |
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Hydrant! |
Ever wondered what's inside of those? Ferrets! Lots of ferrets! Also, water |
10/19/2021 17:02:48 |
0.60 |
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All The Hydrants! |
Break all hydrants in a level |
10/19/2021 17:02:48 |
0.00 |
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Bounced 100 times! |
Bounced on at least 100 trampolines |
10/19/2021 17:02:48 |
0.60 |
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Bounced 1000 Times! |
What's better than 100? 1000 of course! |
10/19/2021 17:02:49 |
0.00 |
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Bounced 10,000 Times! |
Ten Thousand Trampoline bounces - wow, you better take a break! |
10/19/2021 17:02:49 |
0.00 |
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Charles Davis III |
You've unlocked the most sophisticated of the players |
10/19/2021 17:02:49 |
0.60 |
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Who's the bestest boy? |
You are! For unlocking doggo! Good job! |
10/19/2021 17:02:49 |
0.00 |
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Clean Air! |
Clean air - who would want that in their lungs if you can have 100% artificial, healthy, glorious smoke??? |
10/19/2021 17:02:50 |
0.60 |
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The Barn Light |
The Light! The Light! It's so cold... The light is so cold! |
10/19/2021 17:02:50 |
0.00 |
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Join The Rangers! |
Go and sign up! Or at least knock on their door. Maybe smacking into their station will work, too! |
10/19/2021 17:02:50 |
0.00 |
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Healthy Eating! |
Quinoa is a flowering plant in the amaranth family. It's supposedly healthy and tastes like butt - so luckily this achievement has nothing to do with it. Just hit that clown, he's hiding somewhere out there! |
10/19/2021 17:02:51 |
0.00 |
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Meet the Senator |
Have you met her? Have you had drinks with her? Petted her dog? She has a dog, right? She looks like she should have a dog. Maybe a Mastiff or a Great Dane. Yeah, his name is probably Jackson. |
10/19/2021 17:02:51 |
0.00 |
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Join The Heist! |
You met Milhouse? Great - check your pockets. Your shoes too. There might be microphones hidden now... |
10/19/2021 17:02:51 |
0.00 |
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Winston McFreely |
Have you seen Lucy's ass? It's big and round and has all kinds of colors! |
10/19/2021 17:02:51 |
0.00 |
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Choo Choo! |
Hit all tanker train cars in the level! |
10/19/2021 17:02:51 |
0.00 |
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Hit that plastic moving bin thing |
Know those moving thingies? To transport dirt. You know the one. Your grandfather had one made of metal. I'm sure they have a name, but my dictionary is in the other room. Could you get it? Please? I trade you a cookie for it... |
10/19/2021 17:02:52 |
0.00 |
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Pladimir Vutin has my Vote! |
No seriously. I was just about to submit it and he grabbed it and ran away giggling. Do you mind getting it back for me? |
10/19/2021 17:02:52 |
0.00 |
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Weekend with this guy! |
He rocks. He's the best. If it wasn't for that darn restraining order, I'd jump him right into his face! Or break into his home at night, make some toast, butter it real good, and leave it for him on is bedside table. |
10/19/2021 17:02:53 |
0.00 |
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Who's the best boy? |
No wait, we already got an achievement with that name. Oh well. I'll fix that later. I'm sure I'll remember! |
10/19/2021 17:02:53 |
0.00 |
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Tomatoes! |
At least we didn't ask you find something tiny like a catchup packet! |
10/19/2021 17:02:53 |
0.00 |
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Put some money in the parking meter! |
Yas! Now there is something exciting! Feeding a parking meter! Yeah! YASSS! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
10/19/2021 17:02:53 |
0.00 |
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Find Bubba! |
Then hit him. Not on him though - he'll probably do that for you! |
10/19/2021 17:02:53 |
0.00 |
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Merry Christmas everyone! |
Congrats. You have hit Santa. I bet he fell over and didn't get up. I hope you feel good about yourself! |
10/19/2021 17:02:53 |
0.00 |
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Everyone loves Mommy K! |
Bounce bounce bounce - now it's your turn |
10/19/2021 17:02:54 |
0.00 |
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Pinky Bear |
Be gentle with her! |
10/19/2021 17:02:54 |
0.00 |
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Don't walk into the light! |
Bounce into it instead! |
10/19/2021 17:02:54 |
0.00 |
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What's better than stale bread? |
Toast of course! Let's see if there are crumbs left inside the toaster! |
10/19/2021 17:02:55 |
0.00 |
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Ouch ouch ouch |
That was probobably a bad idea... |
10/19/2021 17:02:55 |
0.00 |
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Tkae me out to the ballgame! |
Bad news though - I already ate all the hotdogs and drunk all the beer... |
10/19/2021 17:02:55 |
0.00 |
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Giant Mushroom! |
Need we say more? |
10/19/2021 17:02:55 |
0.00 |
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U Boat! |
That's German for submarine! Or Klingon for your momma is so far she needs a periscope to see past her triple chin! |
10/19/2021 17:02:56 |
0.00 |
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Hole In One! |
Can you score one more homerun? Just grab this ball and make it to the endzone to score the next goal! |
10/19/2021 17:02:56 |
0.00 |
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Watch some TV! |
We first wanted you to hit a normal sized TV, but we figured we'd make it easy on you so now it's a sign. Have at it! |
10/19/2021 17:02:56 |
0.00 |
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Talk to Yorick! |
To be, or not to be isn't a question. How to reach that darn skull however is! |
10/19/2021 17:02:56 |
0.00 |
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Good Reception! |
Can you go up on the roof and adjust the antenna? The reception is a bit fuzzy right now. |
10/19/2021 17:02:57 |
0.00 |
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John The Blue |
We all know John Lennon, John Wayne, and John Wick. But now it's time for John The Blue. Literally. Time to go! |
10/19/2021 17:02:57 |
0.00 |
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I Scream! You Scream! We All Scream For... |
Generic Ice Cream? What? How lazy can the developers be? They didn't even bother with a brand name, they just labelled the truck Ice Cream! And who the heck put it on that helicopter pad? You can thank Lazar for that. Let's all say it together: Thank you Lazar! |
10/19/2021 17:02:57 |
0.00 |
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GTO! |
GTO, short for Greek Toilet Organization, is a non-profit and member of the World Toilet Organization. They also seem to make cars. Weird. |
10/19/2021 17:02:58 |
0.00 |
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Soccer! |
Bananas, sandwich bread, deli turkey, Muenster cheese, 2lbs bacon, red potatoes, steaks if they look nice, mustard, butter, eggs, twix, yoghurt, orange juice, refried beans, pineapple, cornflakes. |
10/19/2021 17:02:58 |
0.00 |
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Jambon! |
There is only one word I remember from my highschool French class, and that's the word for Ham! |
10/19/2021 17:02:58 |
0.00 |
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Yesterday's Lunch |
Remember it? It was so good. Why don't you go looking for it? Maybe there are some leftovers... |
10/19/2021 17:02:58 |
0.00 |
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Overbite! |
New research shows that 100% of all dinosaurs died of overbite related causes. Don't believe us? Check out this skull and you'll see what we mean! |
10/19/2021 17:02:59 |
0.00 |
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Tic Toc Boom! |
The boss said we need to use more social media. He wanted something to blow up on Tic Toc... Am I doing this right? |
10/19/2021 17:02:59 |
0.00 |
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Got Gas? |
You can tell us, we won't judge. |
10/19/2021 17:02:59 |
0.00 |
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The Raft! |
Did you ever exit on the raft in Hitcat III on whittletown creek? No? Oh, you're that guy! Go try again! |
10/19/2021 17:02:59 |
0.00 |
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It's a nose! |
No really. We promise. Get your mind out of the gutter! It's a nose! |
10/19/2021 17:02:59 |
0.00 |
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Donut! |
It's round and brown and for some reason it's in the bathroom... And guess where we put it! |
10/19/2021 17:03:00 |
0.00 |
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