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Bienvenue dans La France! |
You've entered into the mysterious kingdom where all girls have hair under their arms. |
11/30/2020 16:59:11 |
0.60 |
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Our souvenir shop is closed |
Get rid of the tourist dudes. |
11/30/2020 16:59:11 |
0.80 |
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Corrupt Church |
Get rid of the Catholic priest and the horny nun. |
11/30/2020 16:59:12 |
0.80 |
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Eat The Rich |
Get rid of the French aristocrats. It's guillotine time! |
11/30/2020 16:59:12 |
0.80 |
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Welcome to RedemptionLand (tm) |
Welcome to RedemptionLand (tm), where all your sins are forgiven! |
11/30/2020 16:59:12 |
0.67 |
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Not handsome enough to enter into a nightclub |
Like in real life, the bouncers told you you look like a peasant. |
11/30/2020 16:59:13 |
0.83 |
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This is a horrible Monkey Island plagiarism! |
Another Twitter feud between Ron Gilbert and Jean-Baptiste starts... |
11/30/2020 16:59:14 |
0.80 |
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Turn a monk into a nudist |
Shameless show your faith by dropping your monk dress. |
11/30/2020 16:59:14 |
0.83 |
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You're NOT Jacques Brel, Monsieur! |
You made French music even less popular worldwide! And Jacques Brel wasn't even French! |
11/30/2020 16:59:15 |
0.83 |
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La Sainte Semi-Hard-On! |
Come for the syphilis! Stay for the chastest and holiest sword of the whole Christendom! |
11/30/2020 16:59:16 |
0.83 |
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Pseudoscience enthusiast |
You read all the alchemist book's content. All your chakras are now wide-open to the Universal Cosmic Energy. |
11/30/2020 16:59:17 |
0.92 |
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Pubescent girl |
Girl, you'll be a woman soon! With hair under your arms. |
11/30/2020 16:59:17 |
0.83 |
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You are proactive and corporate-minded! |
You followed a boring business and marketing PowerPoint presentation. |
11/30/2020 16:59:17 |
0.83 |
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Atonement with the Father |
Hopefully, LucasArts & Disney's lawyers won't see this. |
11/30/2020 16:59:18 |
0.83 |
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Your mum is proud! |
You put some cheap booze in the holiest and most expensive relic of the whole Christendom. |
11/30/2020 16:59:18 |
0.83 |
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Your carbon footprint is getting worse and worse |
The whole Kingdom of France is burning and releasing tons of CO2 because of YOU! |
11/30/2020 16:59:18 |
0.83 |
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Electromagnetism rules! |
You have discovered the link between magnetism and electricity 6 centuries before Faraday & Maxwell. |
11/30/2020 16:59:19 |
0.83 |
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You did it, mate! |
Happy End! You're back in England with the Holy Grail! Your sexiness is up 40.65%. |
11/30/2020 16:59:19 |
0.83 |
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You have no social life |
Congrats! You have watched the whole 16-min-long boring end credits to the end. |
11/30/2020 16:59:19 |
0.97 |
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Power Of Love (Christian Edition) |
A force from above, cleaning your soul (better than soap). |
11/30/2020 16:59:20 |
0.83 |
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Similia Similibus Curantur |
You have discovered homeopathy (the biggest scientific scam ever) 5 centuries before Dr. Samuel Hahnemann. |
11/30/2020 16:59:21 |
1.10 |
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